GET FOR THE PRINCESS LAPUTI LOVE ME MARRY ME PLEASE
>>1200 F U C K Y O U U C K Y O U C K Y O U K Y O U Y O U O U U
>>1202
...what do you even mean with this picture, OPfag
Pfffft xD Come check'er, it's the pecker
i love love love love love all of you <3 but not marrying you not if you're a hot chick you can join my harem though <3 join join join join
>>1209 I'm not :(
>>1212 oh then i'm sooooooorry sorry sorry sorry i'm sure you'll find someone else to marry and fuck <3 fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
>>1215 Can't, everyone is too racist toward statues
>>1221 that's saaaaaaaad :( i love you though <3 love love love love love love love
>>1226 Yeah, everyone says they're sorry but nobody cares
>>1236 i mean if its so shit there for you then just migrate here were used to all sorts of fucking species the average human woulkd say are weird you wouldnt have racism issues
>>1238 What don't you understand I'm a statue Nobody looks at me Nobody talks to me I can't move I can't migrate
>>1242 Well... can you not have someone give you a more preferable form? If not, maybe we can send someone to do it. I am friends with Jedius, so I hope it would not be an issue to get that done.
>>1242 Wait, how do you even post here then
>>1247 I have a phone
>>1248 ...That's not what I'm asking about
>>1248 didnt you say you cant move how do you use a phone
>>1243 Yeah everyone is friends with that red guy, but he's not friends with me I'm supposed to fend off tresspassers but nobody ever comes here uninvited I think it's actually impossible to come here uninvited but they forgot At least it rains and I got this icecream stain washed off
>>1252 that doesnt answer how the flxing fuck xou use a phone
>>1259 Em, like everyone else, pressing the buttons? How else?
>>1261 you said you cant move
>>1267 Yeah I can't move, what the hell are you getting at
>>1268 ...... ffs HOW DO YOU OPERATE A PHONE WITHOUT MOVING ANY PART OF YOUR BODY
>>1271 I press the buttons goddammit how hard is it
>>1276 HOW do you press the fkn butons
>>1278 Are you trying to pick a fight or what? See, I told you everyone's racist toward statues.
>>1280 You told them you are unable to move your body, but then went on to tell them that you are able to press the buttons on your phone. That is an apparent contradiction, and I have the strong suspicion that either you or some certain other person is being a troll at the moment. : /
>>1284 Wow, even you? Yeah go ahead, laugh or whatever, I'm just a statue after all, statues don't feel anything
>>1288 ...... dude she didnt say ANYTHING offensive
wtf is happening here
>>1288 Are you the one that keeps getting hit by a shoe
>>1332 Yeah fuck you too.
stooooop derailing the pillow-chan appreciation thread <3 stop stop stop stop
>>1361 We really do not require a thread like that, as far as I am concerned.
Pff. You should meet her at council meetings. She turns into the most calm and boring politician you could imagine.
>>1552 doing your job good is nooooooot boring it's goooooood good good good good good
>>1555 oh baby a triple but know what's really good?
>>1579 i know all the good things! all