"Greetings. I only recently, about a hundred years ago, ascended from being locked into my universe of origin and found out about worlds beyond the one I know, and now I found this neat inter-world message board. Seeing as how there are countless different races throughout different worlds, I would like to ask if anyone, of course preferably of a non-human, interesting race, would be interested in donating their blood for taste-testing. And, of course, if your particular blood tastes good, it would be appreciated if you were to be available as a permanent donor. A reward or payment for your donations would then be discussed individually. My thanks in advance to anyone interested." - Yosuya Souku, Witch of Trickery and Agent / Ambassador of the Pale Moon Realm On behalf of Merana Pelaluna, the the Vampire-Witch of Chaos and Mistress of the Pale Moon Realm
I could donate a few pints of this and that, but I'd need to make a trip home first. How urgent is it?
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>More bloodsuckers Oh fuck no why
>>199 It's good for you and your gains.
>>200 The get has spoken
>>190 Does it hurt?
>>195 It would be enough if you prepared your blood donation in a fitting container, preferably imbued with magic to make it non-perishable. One of the Pale Moon Realm's servants will come to collect it.
>>202 >Does it hurt? Why don't you ask that Sei slut
>>204 Yeah, okay, I was supposed to get some snacks and refreshments for myself anyway. Might as well ask Mr Treasorie if he can spare a vat or two. Any taste preferences?
>>208 A strong, full taste would generally be appreciated.
>>212 I'll see what I can do
I can't believe any of this is real
>>215 Why don't you try it yourself? :^)
>>215 Be sure that none of this is meant to say you will be bitten; you will be requested to properly prepare a container with your donation and hand it over to the servant that will come to collect it.
Hey, I second all of this. Why don't we hold a meeting, an intercultural blood exchange? I'm sure there are many people that would gather. Am I right?
>>221 >blood exchange >in a live meeting Well, this is a fascinating idea but I'd have some issues with it They rhyme with "I'm a fucking skeleton"
>>221 Yeah but you cold suckers would be all who'd come Actually why won't you gather like that so I can prepare some stakes and take care of the problem
>>221 The Mistress generally doesn't meet up with or grant audiences to people, I am afraid.
Why don't you all get a job instead of relying on others
>>228 Because of no monetary currency nigger
>>223 stakes yep, good luck with that! bring some crucifixes while you're at it xD "the power of christ compels you"
>>232 Stop posting nonsense and get back to work. I will check the gates soon. I don't have to tell you what happens if you're not there.
>>232 Wow I can't wait for Raynee to hear about this thread and have a look at it I love seeing all the hemos being put back in their place
>>237 come over here and say that to mera's face, i wanna see that :D
>>237 How is it to be so pitiful, weak and helpless yourself?
>>239 a) That's "Merana". b) That's "Mistress". c) Get. Back. To. WORK.
P-police P-please come to ninechan T-there is some dealer shit going on
Oh, come on. Even you people are here? Seriously? Let's wait and see if some Dark Witches show up. >>249 Hey, that girl looks a little bit like a teenage version of me. ... a little bit.
>>251 >Implying that's not Yena
>>256 Yeah, that dirty masochistic one-eyed slutbitch sure is similar to the best NEET girl ever Except she's not
>>256 Literally who
Oh dear, YOU are here...? Well, that is a bit... unexpected. It has been a while... how have you and your Mistress been? >>258 Yena is... interesting, I would say.
>>261 Sure. Especially with her going full ahegao upon calling her a bitch.
>>265 ... ill have to try that out next time i see her
>>265 I find it ___cute______
So, are there any donors? Or did this devolve into a group of people spouting nonsense? >>261 We have been fine, thank you. The Mistress would like to drink tea with you and the other Council members again sometime soon, by the way.
>>267 It's more like this.
>>271 Stop fucking comparing them
>>270 You chose a bad place for this. If you wanted serious offers only, you should have posted on /hub/ since shitposters rarely bother to go there. Being here is just asking for dumb shit. There's a different language in use though.
>>273 Well, as far as I am aware, this section was made specifically for people like us who are not from the same world(s) as you. So it looked like the best place.
>>274 There's no thing like a best place Nowhere is safe Abandon all ships
>Discussion like this being treated seriously
>>280 >not enjoying the delicacy that is blood What are you, gay?
That reminds me. I've never been to the Hub. Is there a sun over it or some sort of day-night cycle? My skin reacts poorly to sunlight, I'm afraid
>>282 Why don't you go there and find out yourself?
>>283 It's not such a burning matter for me to risk it.
>>284 Heheheheheheh, funny.
wow yo, did mera see this yet? i bet she's gonna punish you if she sees this mess, hehe
>Thread isn't locked yet Wow, the mods really are working in favor of those monsters. I can't believe that. In my time this wouldn't ever happen.
>>393 My, aren't you an adorable one. I feel like putting you beside my throne. And sometimes I would tickle your chin and throw you a treat. So adorable. >>384 Why yes, I did indeed see it already, my sweet little Zekuri. Why do you think Yosuya didn't show up at work today?
>>399 See? This is EXACTLY what I'm talking about. Mods?
>This thread
>>445 Oh, don't be so negative. Tell me how to brighten your day, sweetie.
>>447 Well, I don't know. Why don't you just, like, die?
>>450 she just left without me :( if you see a short winged vampire in xantesa, then tell her i hate her :|
>>451 whoever you are
>>452 i guess i'd be called the gatekeeper of the pale moon realm tho it's kinda pointless; back in the mansion there were sometimes vampire hunters i would kill or so, but here - nothing, i just sit around all day not complaining tho xD just a bit boring sometimes and hey if you see yo with mera when they arrive in xantesa... yo looks a bit beat up to say the least, don't rub it in her face... ._.