1st for Dori

>>3310
Your mom turned dark when she had you and whacked you with a skillet, Suzuko did nothing wrong

>>3333
I'm a time traveler and I say: Fuck you, but you're also right.

How dumb are the twins to not notice the similarities between these two annoying people? Even that retard Suzuko noticed immediately.

>>3315
Uhm, hi there, internet warrior - it is my pride and joy to be able to announce to you that Dori clearly made dolls of Lady Merana, but then said they were dolls of Narame instead, and then got awkward.
Dunno about you, but seems to me they can tell.

>>3314
did you type the numbers manually or why did you write 3333.... dude theres ui you can click on it types it for you if its too hard

>>3316
She said these are 'similar', and - you know those dolls didn't really have any detailed facial features, they're just plushies

>>3318
Come on - it's not even just similarity, Lady Merana is literally just an older Narame, physically. How the heck would anyone not recognize that just by looking?

>>3319
I'll place a bet - the only mishi they have ever seen, might think they all look alike?

I want Dori to run with me

Can they sell the annoying vampire on the way?

>>3322
what are you even on about

I want Dori to be very unladylike

>>3323
Seems to be the same guy posting about either Lady Merana or Narame time and time again until someone finally reacts to it

i like bellies too

I want Dori to play cards with me

>>3326
How about beer bellies? And I mean perfect rotund curvature here, as if chiseled from flabby marble.

she IS fast for a human ill give her that
was the hunter that good at it

>>3329
Didn't Lady Dos skip over being a mortal Mage?

>>3329
>>3330
Yup. I changed right into a Stista.

>>3331
You're allowed to do that?

Oh my god, when Agahara speeds up so much her face gets pulled back xD
It looks especially stupid during rurns, acceleration is a bitch

Get the new cVid7 and slow down the projection, shit is amazing

>>3333
You're stupid

>>3333
Wow, what a shitty get

>>3314
OH...
...oh.

>>3332
Uh, yeah. Many of our kind were never mortal Mages.

>>3337
why not?

>>3338
It is actually not uncommon for an Awakening, as we call it, to propel a person straight to becoming one of our kind. Furthermore, most of us are not humans who have awakened - rather, most of were born to others of our kind, already being what we are.

I, personally, very much used to be a mortal human, though! And I did spend a good while as a mortal Mage, as well. : )

>>3339
A piece of nasty work is what you were, my dear. Not that I am saying I was not, but I certainly did not match up to your degree of being troublesome! But in all fairness, it is hard to blame you overmuch - your mother truly is a horrendous bitch~.

>>3340
if by horrendous bitch you mean one of the worlds most wanted darkly fuckers/terrorists lol

I want Dori to drive my wagon

oh no

I want Dori to seek my help

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DEM BON-BONS

I'M TEAM DORI NOW

Move away you dumb little bloodsucker!

THE BUSH IS THERE!

I hope you all horny cretins get fatally bonked.

Accidents are the best.

How to determine the best girl:
a) Self-sacrifice for the good of all
b) A perlilous path to better oneself
c) big booba
d) Overcoming your weaknesses to face the fate

>>3351
c of course

It's now time for Narame to take over Suzuko.

>>3351
C)

>>3353
no dude wtf

>>3353

This is like an immovable object meeting an immovable object
Though I guess Suzuko is actually the aggressive one

wtf

RIGGED

Holy shit ahahahhahahaa

did they set this up wtf lol

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Are you for fucking real

ur fucking with me rite

AHAHAHHAHAAH

O F C O U R S E

... so, does this mean we have a new holiday now? Sick.

I can hear the bigwigs at Etasa freaking out from here, LOL

Wtf.

What'cha all so bumshocked about?

>>3367
If only I had a day off on these

SHE'S ONE OF US 9CHAN
SHE'S ONE OF US ANONS

Wow, a boring cis white female

>>3374
Nice opinion!

>>3374
shes literally yellow

>>3373
No she's not anon, and neither are you

OF COURSE it's "just Suzuko" xD

Wait, y'all got so uppity because she forgot her colored lightbulb?

>>3377
BREAK THE RULES
AND REALLY PUT YOUR HEART INTO IT
MAX OUT, PURSUE IT
WHAT'S A BETTER TIME THAN NOW TO CROSS THE LINE?

>>3377
nice dubdubs by the way

>tfw you sacrifice your eye and you still get your title of the cool stoic japanese warrior stolen by some upstart

Oh, hey, she did something unusual?

It's kinda funny how completely awkward and dumb she is most of the time, but then whenever she comes to swing her sword something downright prodigious happens

>>3380
Shut up.

>>3382
literally who

>>3385
...my point exactly.

>>3384
DID YOU NOT NOTICE HER LOWKEY MENTION "FLAME FAVORS THE RESOLUTE"?

SHE ONE OF US
SEEKER FOUND HER WAY

>>3386
no seriously who

>>3387
Yes. That was pretty hi-key, I'd say.

But she also said she doesn't want any of the metaverse stuff. If she ever gets out of her firstie (well, technically she did already, but let's ignore that), it'll be because Agahara does so and will condition convince Suzuko into following. And then, as you can guess, she'll still have nothing to do with Xantesa.

The only chance for that would be Agahara herself joining our ranks, and I don't see that happening. Like, ever.

Also, you're retarded.

>>3389
FUCK YOU

>>3389
dear sir, would you kindly delete that?

>>3383
Yeah, came looking for that

I don't think there was a single instance where she didn't invent something new while fighting

To briefly explain...

As was explained to Suzuko, we Endora users have particular affinities with certain concepts. For ease of expression and communication, we labeled them and express them as titles. Let us use a card game analogy...

Before we realize those titles in ourselves, we are jacks of all trades.
Realizing them makes us aces of some particular trades.
Then there is the slightly more peculiar title of "Miracles", which denotes being, say, a queen of all trades.
And then there is the exceedingly rare "Endless Miracles". We sometimes call people holding the title an Endless, and it makes them - you surely have guessed it - kings of all trades.

The last recorded appearance of an Endless was in the year 14,216 PF in the form of Great Lady Dos XIII.
This was, at present time, 5,415 years ago. Hence the excitement!

>>3389
Well just IMAGINE the amount of seething should Agahara discard their invitation and come over to Xantesa instead

Like, they did all they could to create the perfect opportunity for an ascension and she just goes "naw im gonna go there"

>>3393
Thanks, but do you always explain things nobody asked about?

>>3395
im pretty sure someone asked that

>>3395
No, dear, but I do explain what is indeed being asked.

I'd fucking kill to have a Bladeworks weapon. Not like she and her people mass-produce them, so we in the legions obviously don't get those babies. I think some of the House elites get their hands on some. This girl has no idea how lucky she is.

>>3398
yeah i know the saki ken have them and ive seen a troupe member with one iirc

>>3398
My captain in Legion XVI actually has one, but I think he's friends with Lady Dos

>>3398
well go ahead, what's stopping ya?

is this chick ever not nnaked

>>3402
When she previously had a reason to get dressed and hasn't taken the clothes back off yet, yes.

>>3403
Well she's not naked now

GOOO SHIKA
AIRDROP YOUR DICK INTO THAT BOOTY
WOO

Dude...

I have a question.

Is this showgoing anywhere at all? We're constantly stuck in the circle between Agahara-chan-lovey-dovey and I'm-so-sad. Is the plot ever going to advance? Do we actually se any action ever again, and I'm not talking about cuntstuffing? This shit gets boring as hell. Change your director please, he's not doing a good job.

>>3407
It's not a show dude, it's real life

dead gaem

>>3408

>>3407
Yeah I don't think it's gonna change anytime soon...

I want to lick all over little vampire's delicious flat chest.

peroperoperopeorperopeorpeorperoperoperoepro

tummy too

peroperoperoperoperoperopero

>>3407
I believe something might change once they arrive at Hitsukawa. Until then... fat chance. Prepare for a few more tons of Suzuhara sugary interactions.

I just wanted to watch cool fights with cool swords...

Oh, it's another 'waah my past' epizode

>>3413
By how things are going I don't know if they're even gonna get there at all

>>3416
why?

>>3412
anon wtf

>>3418
PEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPEROPERO

its all needed for context please understan
d

So which of the girls has the most developed hips?

>>3414
me too, anon, me too...

the coomposting will never stop
mods are dead
we are dead as well

>>3407
>>3414
This show would be so much better if Suzuko was just a rabid dog out for blood of anything that isn't remotely sympathetic to the Princess' cause

"Agahara-chan, Agahara-chan! Look, I brought you two more heads of those dirty, disgusting villains! Praise me!"

shut the fuck up narame nobody likes you

>>3424
Nah... I'd prefer her to be dorky cool instead. It had a great premise at the very beginning.

"The upcoming feast
Serves the only dish for you
The taste of my blade."

>>3421
Iniya, obviously

>>3426
I politely disagree.
I want a Suzuko that's barking at anyone who even as much as squints at her public shows of affection toward the princess (which includes gifting hand-crafted decorations made out of Kozian guts)

>>3427
wouldn't that be Shizu though?

>>3421

>>3425
yeah i wish they'd get rid of her but that'll never happen because plot armor

>>3427
>>3429
Guh-guys... aren'cha forgetting... THE DORI?

>>3432
Oh I do want to dori Dori's sweaty sweater Doris, but we're talking about hips

Great, another few hours of ABSOLUTELY NOTHING on the trip... I'm gonna go play some Craftmine instead

>Craftmine

This story needs a TRUE MAN. Someone who'd gather all those wimpy women and showed them how a REAL HERO takes care of things. He'd just march straight into the heart of Houko, kill everyone who tries to stop him and end the invasion once and for all.

Then he'd bang the princess until she fainted and some more. And the others too.

Suzuko the Dork would be a fitting title though

>>3436
Uh... okay?

>>3436
the princess seem like the type that'd rather fuck a horse though

ITT: fetishists got off /9/

>>3426
>>3424
Hope we get some new angry china character instead

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING CAT
<-----------------

Are there really no mods here?

GET!
FOR ME!
You are all dorks, and your korean show is BAD!
Kozu is not a real country, long live the Queen, ME!

I know who wrote this without any trips or checking

Did nobody get any hint of an idea that watching them drive around in a cart is... kinda boring?

>>3446
it's not a show, it's real life

>>3444
FUCK OFF KUSOYARO

>>3441
I second the angry china idea

>>3408
>>3447
stop it, its not, i bet you arent even real either

>>3446
its plooooot

Imagine a show without a single maid in it, disgusting

>>3452
Technically, Suzuko is one, isn't she?

>>3453
No uniform, doesn't count

something happens

Wow, now we also het tea time breaks MID DAY!?

Maybe just fuck the story at all and make it a talk show?

I think I know that place

>>3457
every vampire's place looks the same as the other one. Moon, castle, garden with roses, nothing ever changes.

>>3448
no u!

>>3458
don't forget white marble and a clock tower

lemme ffffow yuu my cafffle...

?

Let's make a break inside this break so we can listen to some music, thanks

WHERE ARE THE MAIDS!?

>>3464
shut up

>this portrait

wow, thanks, that's very subtle

>>3421
It has to be Shizu, obviously. There's no other contender.

Yeah this stupid vampire

>>3466
>>3467
>She stares right at it
SHE DOESN'T GET IT
>SHE DOESN'T GET IT
SHE DOESN'T GET IT
>SHE DOESN'T GET IT
SHE DOESN'T GET IT

she's one real dumb nipponese

really?

wait wait wait
wait
she got it

ooomaigaaaawd
shee da tragic character omaigaaawd
she killed mamaaaaa
i killed toooo
oooomaigaaaw she just like meee fr fr fr no cap

I've seen it coming

>>3474
kindly please consider a rope

>>3474

Sad Past General #8

>>3475

that wasn't very cash money of them

>"I'M NOT KOMIYO!"
>Is literally Komiyo
way to go

So Merana just server as the bad example here

"Do you want to end up like her? wahahaha!"

Tey made it sound like it was thanks to Suzuko that something changed, buuut... I'm willing to bet that being warned about it happening beforehand was kinda more of an influence

YOOOOOOOO

"Yeah another boring interac--"
>I shall dedicate this to my dear 9chan

>publicity play

Hey, I know that tune, that's skellypolka!

CAAAALLEEEEEEED OUUUUUUT!

Uh-oh, she knows

>>3489
wtf it's not, its megalomachia

>Calling out 9chan next to the main character

is that allowed?

>>3493
anon I am undead since I was killed, I believe I'd know a skellypolka when I hear it

AAAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
MOOOOOODS! CREAAAATOOOOORS! SOMEBODY REMOVE HEEEER!

>>3421
>>3433
shit taste

>>3488
well it worked

>I shall dedicate this to my dear 9chan

>>3498
shut the fuck up latefag, go kill yourself

Watch out, she's cooking

ngl, its actually good performance

you CANT do that!

Did she really just do that lol

she couldve played anything

haha wtf mera :D

i feel like i just had a good time

>>3507
and she did, technically

is it just or or is lady gretel always involved in everything

>>3511
Not like she's one of the most prominent Councilors or anything.

Aaaaand it's Gretel

>>3513
Stop shitposting. Your insolent behavior makes you no better than the people you deem yourself oh so morally superior to.

>>3514
Stop shitposting. Your insolent behavior makes you no better than the people you deem yourself oh so morally superior to.

>>3514
>>3515
Stop shitposting. Your insolent behavior makes you no better than the people you deem yourself oh so morally superior to.

Wow, you guys hold grudges, don't you?

wat

>>3517
What's this about

>>3518
>>3519
Lady Gretel being kind of naive regarding how people converse on boards like this.

>>3520
eh she kinda had it coming lol tho yeah was ages ago

>>3517
>hold grudges
no, we just remember

just got in
lmao why is gretel there?

>>3523
I mean... whe wouldn't she be?

>>3523
was gonna be her or lady aquilia if nippongirl wants to make some eyes

luv aquilla
'ate heretics
simple as

>>3526
that's about as niche as the opinion that you should keep your life

So when to they move to the part where Suzuko teaches them all the Anglerfish Dance?

bump limit in case nobody noticed

Baked

>>3533
>>3533
>>3533
>>3533
>>3533
>>3533

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